I was born for this moment

I was born for this moment

My phone background is watching me

My phone background is watching me

My picture bible wouldn’t lie to me

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discodick:

nova-bright:

probably my most quoted simpsons line

Mine is “I dunno… internet?”

my brother answers the phone like this, it’s gotten a little weirder since he started a job at the local takeaway 

discodick:

nova-bright:

probably my most quoted simpsons line

Mine is “I dunno… internet?”

my brother answers the phone like this, it’s gotten a little weirder since he started a job at the local takeaway 

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ayounglovemurder:

Did you film this with a potato xD

ahahahahaha

THE BEST.

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crazeace:

mylittlesanctuary:

OH GOD…OH GOD… WALLY ‘FCKING’ WEST IS BACK…. OH GOD 

MY FEELSS…..

Now I have to cry in the corner… My tears of joy and happiness will be shed.

And real Roy too!

what no that’s Jim Harper 

“Hey, guys, remember that one time in the desert?”

thegoddamnshazam:

“And that time in Northern India? And that one time, with the cage of fire?”

PAYBACK’S A BITCH

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australian weather

  • morning: HOLY SHIT it's freezing
  • afternoon: who the fuck set the earth on fire.

thesherlockcode:

The Oatmeal has a lot to say about Tesla

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bskizzle:

This is for weird-people-are-never-alone D: she wanted Clint and Phil… I had sketched out a bunch of different things…but everything came down to Hawkeye stealing Coulsons trading cards. I hope you like it D: 

bskizzle:

This is for weird-people-are-never-alone D: she wanted Clint and Phil… I had sketched out a bunch of different things…but everything came down to Hawkeye stealing Coulsons trading cards. I hope you like it D: 

masterarrowhead:

kinkosmyers:

THIS IS ALL I WILL EVER POST NOW.

/CHOKES
I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT
EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE

masterarrowhead:

kinkosmyers:

THIS IS ALL I WILL EVER POST NOW.

/CHOKES

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE

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Reblog if you didn’t find Tumblr through MTV

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